This is a Test -- It is Only a Test

I'm learning to love my neighbor Adolf Hitler-Carter. It's giving me a screaming headache.

A kitten may arrive today. I hope UPS was kind.
I guess it can have my side of the bed.

I'm a coward. Henry Miller wouldn't let me suck HIS dick.

How to Play Guitar Well

You put your hand there and you fucking do it a lot.

2008 Reading List

I Am America
Portnoy's Complaint
Gonzo
Why I Am So Wise
On the Shortness of Life
One Helluva Ride
Flat Out and Half Turned Over
Why I am Not A Christian
Founding Father
The Pearl
How Mumbo Jumbo Conquered the World
Stand On It
The Moon is Down
The Quiet American
They Call Him Cale
Plot Against America
Geek Love
Patrimony
Meditations
AJ Foyt-Racing Champion
The Winter of Our Discontent
To a God Unknown
All the Pretty Horses
Atlas Shrugged

reading list 2007

still life with woodpecker
east of eden
happy death
naked came the manatee
the road
no country for old men
king of the confessors
after dark
skirt and the fiddle
portland confidential
king richard I (petty)
full throttle
dw
behind the scenes-nascar
steps
boomsday
being there
red pony
mysteries of pittsburgh
languages of pao
siddhartha
rickles' book
thank you for smoking
the end of the affair
in dubious battle
a moveable feast
fury
fahrenheit 451
tortilla flats
the torrents of spring
notes from underground
snow leopard
travels with charlie (in search of america)
cannery row

how to play guitar

you put your hand there and you fucking do it

revolution

it seemed sound. riding my bike across the united states would take a lot less time than walking. add a new dimension to the film with the bike and the road and the miles of back roads and trees going by. the idea was to stop every night at a religious institution, church, synagogue, mosque, and ask for food and a place to sleep. sort of a young mans search for the state of religion in america today. a confrontation.

...

* poof *

i know what happens when the unstoppable force meets the immovable object.

they both cease to be.