This is a Test -- It is Only a Test

I'm learning to love my neighbor Adolf Hitler-Carter. It's giving me a screaming headache.

A kitten may arrive today. I hope UPS was kind.
I guess it can have my side of the bed.

I'm a coward. Henry Miller wouldn't let me suck HIS dick.

How to Play Guitar Well

You put your hand there and you fucking do it a lot.

2008 Reading List

I Am America
Portnoy's Complaint
Gonzo
Why I Am So Wise
On the Shortness of Life
One Helluva Ride
Flat Out and Half Turned Over
Why I am Not A Christian
Founding Father
The Pearl
How Mumbo Jumbo Conquered the World
Stand On It
The Moon is Down
The Quiet American
They Call Him Cale
Plot Against America
Geek Love
Patrimony
Meditations
AJ Foyt-Racing Champion
The Winter of Our Discontent
To a God Unknown
All the Pretty Horses
Atlas Shrugged